Crystal's Premier Hip Hop Club

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VIP SERVICES

Do you love our venue?! Wish to support us and our future openings? Talk to us about VIP! Let us pamper you as a thank you!

VIP AREA

The VIP area at SubZero overlooks the dance floor. There are a couple of couches for you as well. They are cleaned weekly.

RP Services

All payment is due upfront. We reserve the right to deny services if deemed necessary for any reason. It should be noted that all services are considered to be SFW. We do not offer Erotic Roleplay services. What a patron and staff member choose to do upon having their services purchased is beyond the purview of this establishment.During Club Hours
• 300k/hr on premises
• 500k/hr off premises
After Hours
• 500k/hr off premises only

Body Shots! Take a shot off of your favorite staff member (with consent)
• 50k per shot

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About Us

SubZero is the latest venue from Zero Management. SubZero is Crystal's premier (and only) Hip Hop club. Music from Ai ♥ u every Monday from 9pm eastern until at least 12am.

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Our Menu

Made from the highest quality ingredients these drinks and food can be used throughout Eorzea as well.

• Bar & Food Buyout: 3 mil
• Signature Cocktail (Subzero): 10,000
• All other drinks: 5,000
• Bar Food: 5,000

DRINKS

SubZero (Intelligence)
Most associated with: Wiz Khalifa, Chevy Woods, and the Taylor GangWhat is is: Along with being a strip club dining pro, the rapper Chevy Woods also holds down a position as the Taylor Gang’s in-squad chef. Part of this culinary responsibility includes serving up drinks for Wiz’s team. The Taylor’d is based around Chevy’s staple of Bombay Sapphire gin and lemonade, and involves the use of multiple cups. First, place up to five cubes of ice in a red cup, then add two shots of Bombay. Mix in lemonade “to your liking” while shaking it a little, then pour the mixture back and forth between two red cups exactly three times. “Drink and enjoy,” says Chevy.Funky Cold Medina (Intelligence)
Most associated with: Tone LocWhat it is: “Funky Cold Medina” is the L.A.-based rapper Tone Loc’s second biggest hit after “Wild Thing.” The track tells the tale of an alcoholic aphrodisiac that can not only cause ladies to swoon, but will also make your canine start showing an interest in humping your leg. The love potion breaks down as equal parts Absolut vodka, Southern Comfort, and Blue Curacao. To this triple threat of liquors, add a splash of cranberry juice and pour the whole sexy shebang over a glass of ice.Crunk Juice (Strength)
Most associated with: Lil JonWhat it is: Back during the rowdy heights of the Crunk era, Lil Jon’s East Side Boyz sidekicks Big Sam and Lil Bo used to follow their leader around carrying gasoline cans filled with Crunk Juice. The syrupy sweet concoction breaks down as equal parts Hennessy and Red Bull energy drink. Imbibing it ensures hyper behavior from the windows to the walls.Brass Monkey (Vitality)
Most associated with: Beastie BoysWhat it is: For years, everyone assumed the Beasties’ “Brass Monkey” was a funky ode to lacing a 40oz bottle of Olde English 800 malt liquor with orange juice. Well, according to a revelation dropped by Mike D two summers ago, during the Licensed To Ill era the trio of rappers were actually getting loose on a pre-mixed canned cocktail of orange juice, vodka, and dark rum.Incredible Hulk (Mind)
Most associated with: Diddy, Master PWhat it is: Adding another chapter to hip-hop’s longstanding love of Hennessy, the Incredible Hulk cocktail fuses the cognac with an equal measure of blue-hued Hpnotiq. Allegedly invented at Diddy’s now defunct Justin’s food spot in Manhattan, the drink’s popularity saw it migrating down south, with the No Limit general Master P bragging on “Who Them Boyz” how, “I lean when I walk/ My favorite drink is that Incredible Hulk.”Purple Swag (Dexterity)
Most associated with: A$AP RockyWhat it is: A$AP Rocky ruled the summer of 2011 with his woozy “Purple Swag” anthem. According to the Harlem fashion killa, the official way to make the song’s titular drink is to grab a polystyrene cup, fill it with Sprite and Promethazine-codeine, then drop in some Jolly Ranchers. Once the candy’s dissolved, the brew’s next level potent flavor emerges and gently ushers you into a state where “everything is wavy and spacey and psychedelic.”

FOOD

Dark Pretzel
A pretzel made of soft bread. Glazed and salted cracker typically in the shape of a loose knot.
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Archon Burger
A traditional grilled sandwich that consists of ground meat made into a patty, cooked, topped with a slice of cheese, and placed between two halves of a bun to create this favorite international food.
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Garlean Pizza
Dish of Italian origin consisting of a flattened disk of bread dough topped with some combination of olive oil, oregano, tomato, olives, mozzarella.
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Gyros
Greek dish of lamb meat served in a pita, tomato, onion, and tzatziki, a cold, creamy sauce made from yogurt, cucumber, garlic, and various spices.

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Name: Kyaea Sagahl
Age: 22
Gender/Pronouns: She/Her
Race: Au'ra - Xaela
Nameday: 7th Sun of the 4th Astral Moon
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual (Fem pref)
RP/ERP: SFW, minimal ERP
Role: Greeter
Locations: Bees Knees, Hypnotiq, SubZero
Race Preferences: Any race (Sorry no lalas or hrothgars if ERP)
RP Style: Simple conversational RP when dancing or standing around
Personality: A shy Xaela with very little experience in the world,
but a great friend once she gets to know you. Will talk about anything,
from the weather, to the music, to how much she loves your smile!

• https://kyaeasagahl.carrd.co/

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Name: Falcra Azer
Age: 26
Gender/Pronouns: Female, She/Her
Sexual Orientation: Bi (Female Pref.)
RP y/n?: Yes! (I am always in character), ERP: Only with my wife!
Role: Greeter
Club(s): Bee's Knees-Hynpotiq-SubZero
Race Preferences: Any (lala for RP only)
RP Style: Short paragraphs and I try to match.
Personality: Shy, but outgoing once you get to know me. I am easily excitable.
Intro: Hi! I am Falcra but everyone calls me Fal! I am an adventurer who hails from Sharlayan. It is a pleasure to meet you!

• https://falcraazer.carrd.co/

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